1. My spouse, you know I love to kiss. So please be brushing your teeth well including your tongue. Bad breath discourages kissing.
2. My wife, you know I love licking your clit. So please be having a wash regularly. Wash your vagina so that my tongue enjoys playing around it.
3. My husband, you know I love sucking your penis so please keep it clean. Change your underwear daily, shake off the urine after you pee, and keep my lollipop clean. Good hygiene=great blowjobs.
4. My wife, you know I have eyes for only you. So please help my eyes to enjoy looking at you. Dress sexy for me. In our bedroom, wear lingerie or stay naked with me. Don't hide from me the body I long for.
5. My husband, I love cuddling with you. So please don't be repeating your socks, that will make the air stink. Change your socks daily. I hate smelly feet.
6. My wife, I know periods are a female thing. So when you are rolling, maintain your hygiene. Change your pads or tampons regularly, take showers, and change your underwear. As I cuddle up with you during that time of the month, keep the stench away.
7. My husband, I love it when you make love to me with you on top. So please shower, and make use of your deodorant and cologne during the day so that when you are pumping inside me I don't smell your sweat.
8. My wife, I love holding you close and I know weaves as a hairstyle look good on you. So please be changing your weaves often, make sure you buy quality weaves that are easy to maintain because weaves that stink are a major turn-off.
9. My husband, I love it when you make me squirt and we make the sheets wet. So since we wet the bed together, I would find it sweet of you if you clean the sheets with me, or put a cover under me when you are about to explode my wetness so that we don't sleep on wet and cold sheets.
10. My husband, I love it when you finger me during foreplay. So please keep your fingernails short and clean. Long fingernails can hurt my wet and sensitive honey pot.
11. My spouse, my body is all yours, when you're horny I will do you good. So please don't share your body with another, and don't bring unfaithfulness or diseases to our bed.
~Akello Oliech and Dayan Masinde